My wife says she’s sick of me pretending to be a detective. She thinks we should split up.

It's a step by step guide

None of the circuits run to ground.

Alex, Brian, Charles are best friends since they were kids, work together under the same company. They got sent to the neighbor country to negotiate some offer. They slept that night at a random hotel. The next thing they realized in the morning was the elevator are typically not working as they got cut off the electricity. The hotel they are staying has 90 floors. The fellas didn't have a choice and decided to use their feet to start walking down the stairs. Alex suggest a brilliant idea to the other two. "The first 30 floors, I will be telling a funniest story. Brian will be telling a scariest story for another 30 floors. Charles will be telling the saddest story. Alex started telling the funniest story for the first 30 floors. Brian took turn talking the scariest stories for the another 30 floors. When it is finally the turn for the Charles, he proudly started telling his saddest. Charles: 3 people went into a hotel that has 90 floors, the hotel's electricity got cut off but they have to got to work, they used stairs Alex: Wait, isn't that..? Brian: Nah, let him finish Charles: so they finally manged to land their feet on 1st floor, and >!one of the three forgot the car keys on the tables. !<

Thanks, I've been practicing all week.

Smart technology has gotten out of hand. You have smartphones, smartwatches, and smart thermostats, and in the UK they even have something called smart shoes. I don't know what they do but I bet they're fancy.

Gen A!

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You could say he had a leg up.

An archeologist

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